Wanted

Young
clean
responsible 
American girl 
and one orange cat


seek
small studio or one bedroom flat,
central Paris,
with internet, 
oven, 
and bathtub.


Maximum 700€ per month-


including big, bright windows,
endless closet space,
kitchen to accommodate dinners for up to 12, 
quiet, private courtyard.


willing to negotiate higher rent
to include
cute french boy making breakfast,
chandeliers,
a king sized comfy bed with floral linens.


please contact
and mention
whether the housekeeper does laundry,
if the wine shop makes deliveries,
and if the closet comes complete with Chanel. 


I look forward to your response.