Betty wasn't satisfied with the way things were going with Johnny. She was sick of it all. So the next time she saw Johnny she gave him the good old how-to-what-not.
"Frankly Johnny, the wiener has gone out of your schnitzel" she said.
Johnny just stared at her with big, blank eyes.
"The sun has set on your Indian summer" she said. "Don't you get it? Your movie ticket has been ripped and your popcorn's been buttered."
Johnny's reply was substandard. He wrinkled his eyebrows a little and scratched his temple.
"Your court date has come and they are throwing the book at you" said Betty.
Then she picked up his hand and began eating his fingers. One by one she chewed them up. Johnny looked at her with his pinky in her mouth and eventually said "What exactly do you think you're doing?"
To which she replied "The way I look at it, you owe me something" before eating the rest of his body.