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No that is not on sale. This register says so. The light, it goes over these lines here, see? and it says its not for sale. I don’t care that it was on the shelf. I don’t care if your friend bought one yesterday, I said that this isn’t for sale. Don’t make me come out from behind this register. Yes I know you want it. You think you want it. But, in fact, it is not on the market. Look what I’ve done now, my register is abandoned. If there were people in line behind you they would probably be offended. You are damn lucky there is no one behind you right now, because normally there are lots and lots of people there. Hundreds. Seriously. NOT FOR SALE. That price tag is fake. Or maybe its for someone else.

Ok take it, its yours. Its free.